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Jun. 25th, 2009|10:47 am |
A friend of mine asked me about my inspiration in getting so many ruminations published. I told him it was simple -- I just like seeing my name in print.
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I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you. And specifically for who you are when you pretend to be who I am and end up wearing my underwear.
Scott McGee
The Top Improvements If the Military Had the Lead in the War on Drugs
- The Cav would scout out the high ground.
- SEALS would take a crack at it.
- Snipers would take pot shots.
- DARPA would recruit those guys who make meth in their basements, with their knowledge of drug science and willingness to experiment on humans.
- Marines would shoot 'em up.
- Cooks would bring flamethrowers for marijuana fields, and carry snacks in case they accidentally inhaled.
- Infantrymen would fire automatic rifles into ditches, to eradicate all traces of ditchweed.
- First Sergeant Lispy would just say: "Clean up thith meth or all pathiz will be rethinded."
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