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Jun. 17th, 2009|09:54 am |
I'm not sure if I should put the honor roll sticker my son brought home on my bumper. On the one hand, he's not actually an honor student, but on the other hand, he earned it fair and square by beating up some nerd.
Paul B.
I look to nature to find which diets actually work. I suggest the squirrel diet, because you almost never see a fat squirrel. It's easy: Just lose 99 percent of the food you hid around the house.
Carolyn Mansager
The Top Attractions at a Bankrupt Amusement Park
- Haunted Foreclosed Mansion
- The Lehman Brothers' No-Parachute Drop
- Space-for-Lease Mountain
- Corporate Pirates of the Cayman Islands
- The It-Just-Doesn't-Fu#%ing-Matterhorn
The Top Signs You're Using a Knock-Off Video Game Device
- The Wii Fit program includes cigarette breaks.
- The joystick looks suspiciously like the gear shift from a '69 Volkswagen Beetle.
- The buttons are A, B, Up, Down, Chop, Shred and Frappe.
- The entire setup costs less than just the controller for your other system.
- That's the fourth hole you've knocked in the wall this week thanks to the bowling game's realistic 22-pound controller.
- "Madden 2010" has the Yankees playing the Boston Celtics for the Stanley Cup.
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