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May. 22nd, 2009|09:04 am |
The Top Creative Job Titles for Janitorial Staff
- Broom-Facilitated Human Support System. (Supervisors Only.)
- Chief of Downsizing, Office Supplies Division.
- Cold Caffeinated Beverage Container Remover.
- Cubical Micro Dermal Debris Re-Locator.
- Intermediate Rubbish Removal Practitioner.
- Lead Carpet Crumb Extraction Specialist.
- Initial Engagement Manager, Recycling Division.
- Senior Refuse Removal Engineer.
- Carpet Refuse Evacuation Technician.
- Senior Washroom Attendant Polishing Expert.
- Chief Emptying Officer.
- Former CEO, Bank of America.
The Top Advantages of Online Classes
- Huge backpack of bulging textbooks replaced by a 2GB thumbdrive of PDF files.
- When the dog eats your homework, you can email the teacher the YouTube link as proof.
- Bringing the teacher an Apple takes on a whole new meaning.
- Your teacher's name is Hot4Teach69. Who cares if it's a dude?
- You can't get busted for shooting spitballs at your monitor.
- No need to worry whether that nightmare comes true about showing up to class in your underwear.
- Classroom: Dreaming of your teacher undressed.
Online: Using playboy.com and Photoshop to imagine your teacher undressed.
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