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Apr. 1st, 2009|09:09 am |
The irony of cruises is that they attract people who enjoy stuffing their faces with unlimited food, and then encourage them to wear bathing suits in public.
Scott E. Frank
I'll bet submarine sandwiches would be a lot more expensive if they had to be completely airtight and waterproof.
John Gephart IV
What is it with all these ads that say "Get the credit you deserve"? I don't want the credit *I* deserve, I want the credit someone with good credit deserves!
Clynch Varnadore
The Top Functions of Blue Blood Cells
- Really helps that pasty, death-warmed-over look that Goths seek.
- The only cell in the body that can process nutrients from blueberries.
- They are a key component in the biochemistry of sadness.
- Most of their true function was ceded away in 1215 with the "Plasma Carta."
- While normally associated with royalty, there is growing evidence that they are also an indispensable factor in producing folk musicians of a certain type in the Mississippi Delta region.
- Instead of iron, they only carry gold, silver and platinum.
- Each blue blood cell is capable of binding and carrying up to four units of currency in a tax-sheltered state.
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