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Mar. 18th, 2009|09:49 am |
I decided it was time to lose weight when I realized that none of my towels fit.
Brad Hamer
I'll bet people who aren't as bitter as I am don't have as much fun with telemarketers.
Pam Pickard
I thought I was addicted to the Internet, but the therapist at psychobabble.com says it's just a phase I'm going through.
Clynch Varnadore
The Top Ways Lawyers Celebrate St. Patrick's Day
- Hang outside a bar, looking for future DWI defendants.
- Ask Judge O'Malley for a recess, and tell him the first dozen are on you.
- Lifting a pint in memory of Ireland's snakes.
- Suing a leprechaun. Duh.
- Drinking to excess, being too loud, engaging in obnoxious, self-aggrandizing behavior, and generally just pissing everybody off. But wearing green, to distinguish it from most other days of the year.
- Wear green to your class action deposition, like the suit made out of $100 bills.
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