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Mar. 12th, 2009|01:31 pm |
They say, "Give a man a fish..." but for me it's "Give a fish a man." OK, that might be regarded as rather antisocial, but I really love my pet piranhas.
Maurizio Mariotti
Give a man a fish and he can combine it with vegetable protein and additives to make about 4,500 "fish" sandwiches for McDonald's.
Matt Larson
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish and he eats for a lifetime. But those bastards at the county court refuse to count it as part of my community service hours.
Frank Varano
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