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Mar. 7th, 2009|11:16 am |
Life giving me lemons isn't a big deal. It's Death stopping by with the little apple strudel cakes that concerns me. Every time he is like "Eat up, eat up. An apple a day keeps the doctors away..." and then that little annoying laugh.
Mark D. Mills
I've notice that when life hands you lemons, it doesn't really hand them to you so much as shove them straight up your ass.
Nick Smith
When life hands you lemons, take them into the city and throw them at homeless people. Not only will it make you smile, but hey, you're feeding the homeless!
Chewed Brakes
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