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Feb. 5th, 2009|08:05 am |
Those gangsta rappers aren't such tough guys. Hell, my 90-year-old grandpa curses and wears pants that are three sizes too big, too.
Donald Junter
I spent 50 bucks and all I got was some old lady gyrating in a reindeer fur parka and high seal-skin boots. I don't see what the big deal is about Lapp dances.
Donald Johnson
Remember: You can't get post-traumatic stress disorder as long as you're still being traumatized.
The Covert Comic
I keep telling my wife: "It's NOT cheating on you with your sister, it's making love to you by proxy." Some women just don't understand.
Todd Loushine
Sometimes I think, "Wouldn't it be nice if the whole world could just live together in peace?" But then I think, "Well, that really wouldn't be fair to professional wrestlers, would it?"
Lev Spiro |
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