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Dec. 23rd, 2008|08:12 pm |
Musicians are upset because all their songs can be found for free on the Internet now. But I'd like to point out that it takes me *hours* to download those songs, and nobody's compensating me for *my* time either. Well, actually they are because I do it at work, but you know what I mean.
Doug Vargas
My love for my woman is a lot like chewing my own toenails: delightful up to the point where I get too close.
Travis Ruetenik
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- Nicotine Patch Kids
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- Naturalamb Balloon Animal Kit
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The Top Internet Euphemisms for Having Sex
- Increasing the bandwidth and -length
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- ~~~~> O
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- Disease-resistant weeds.
- Web-enabled bathrobe.
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