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Nov. 4th, 2008|11:01 am |
If loving you is wrong, then baby, it goes a long way towards explaining the concussion and crushed left testicle.
Dan, the crazy Croat
Whenever my young son cries too much, I show him his birth video in reverse and telling him that's what happens to kids who don't stop crying.
J. Murphy
The Top Spam Subject Lines That Sound Like Real News Headlines
- Nigerian Prince Loses Millions, Needs Your Help to Get It All Back
- Increase Your Gas Mileage *NOW!*
- Banned Substances Keep Your Olympic Torch Lit
- Senate Study: Wide Stance Increases Sexual Pleasure
- Impressive SuperDelegate Count Leaves Her Gasping On Convention Floor
- Miss Georgia in Nasty Romp with Russian Soldiers
- Miraculous Obama Salve Cures Maddeningly Irritating Bush
The 2008 Nobel Prize in Chemistry was awarded for the use of Green Fluorescent Protein.
The Top Uses of Green Fluorescent Protein
- Best Incredible Hulk impersonation EVER.
- St. Patrick's Day steaks.
- Just in time for Christmas, it makes your Petri dishes look festive in the lab AND on the tree!
- With the development of Yellow and Red Fluorescent Protein, you can finish making your organic stop lights.
- Combine with flaming carbohydrates and pastel DNA to make gay viruses.
- Feed to your cat so you can spot the places he "marks" without the black light.
- Making counterfeiting really hard and money really cool.
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