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Oct. 23rd, 2008|07:43 am |
Word to the wise: Majoring in psychology does not mean you will eventually be employed as a psycho, so don't get your hopes up.
James Knowles
I've made provisions in my will to be buried with a roll of breath mints. I figure if I should somehow become part of a zombie army roaming the earth, I may want something minty fresh to take the taste of brains out of my mouth.
Brad Wilkerson
The Top New Job Openings on Wall Street
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