Khe-he - Post a comment [entries|archive|friends|userinfo]
khehe

[ userinfo | sc userinfo ]
[ archive | journal archive ]

Links
[Links:| Divi_G Puksts ]

Apr. 25th, 2008|01:15 pm

khehe
My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg.

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home.

A hooker once told me she had a headache.

I went to a massage parlor. It was self service.

If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.

I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now."

The other day I came home and a guy was jogging, naked. I asked him, "Why?" He said, "Because you came home early."

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer.

I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling.

Rodney Dangerfield

On a Woman's T-Shirt: Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks frog.

Q: How many men does it take to screw a light bulb into a socket?
A: One -- because men will screw anything.
Link Read Comments

Reply:
From:
( )Anonymous- this user has disabled anonymous posting.
Username:
Password:
Subject:
No HTML allowed in subject
  
Message:

Notice! This user has turned on the option that logs your IP address when posting.