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Apr. 5th, 2008|10:20 am |
It's been said that power is the greatest aphrodisiac. It's true, women love guys who have power. They also seem to enjoy running water and central heating.
Anthony Myers
I tried to tell my son how important it is to work hard, do well in school, avoid drugs and serve in the military. I told him if he doesn't do those things he might end up being president, and then no one would like him.
Jim Evarts
This year, my resolution is for my neighbor to lose 30 pounds. That way, come next January, *he's* the slob with no willpower.
Brad Osberg
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