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Mar. 28th, 2008|11:20 am |
I've never left my heart in San Francisco. However, I did once leave some toenail clippings outside the Topeka Greyhound station.
Lev L. Spiro
Just once I'd like the answer to the question, "Honey, why are you crying?" to be "Because you know too much and I have to kill you." Instead, it's "You watch too much football and never take me shopping" that I always get.
Adam Altman
The Top Euphemisms for Breast Implants
- Having eye-magnets installed
- Floatation Devices
- Daddy's Silicone Investment
- Male-Detecting Devices
- The Adopted Twins
- Implanted Confidence
- Silicone Specials
- Hubba Bubbles
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