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Mar. 25th, 2008|09:45 am

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The Top Tips for Surviving Without the Internet

- Go out to your mailbox and read a whole bunch of those junk mail ads.
- Rush to the nearest drugstore. Apparently they still publish magazines with pictures of naked people in them.
- Write a letter to the National Bank of Kenya, asking if there are any unclaimed multi-million dollar accounts by people sharing your last name.
- Go to the store and fill your shopping cart with lots of cans of Spam. Remove them from your cart before you get to the cashier.
- When forced to talk to someone face-to-face, carry a keyboard and pretend to IM.
- Just order pizzas for the week online at...well, look up their phone number on their websi... uh, never mind.
- You finally have time for "the talk" with your 23-year-old son -- and his live-in girlfriend.
- Your Wi-Fi doesn't work, so why not start talking to your *WiFe* for a change?

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