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Mar. 22nd, 2008|09:50 am |
It never fails: Whenever I try to get romantic with a woman, I always start crying uncontrollably. I guess pepper spray will do that to ya.
Paul B.
If my doctors have given me just three months to live, is there really any point in continuing to floss?
Walter Means
I hate cargo pants, mainly because of the name. I don't really need that constant reminder that my ass is big enough to be shipped as freight.
Scott E. Frank
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