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Feb. 5th, 2008|10:43 am |
The Top Effects of Global Warming on the Internet
- Porn downloads are getting hotter.
- Internet traffic speeds up because warm stuff slides through those tubes faster than cold stuff.
- The GoDaddy girl is down to a G-string and pasties.
- Al Gore finally stops trying to take credit for creating the Internet when it's revealed that the real source of global warming is all the computers and monitors running 24/7 around the world.
- The Linux penguin starts worrying about the long-term weather forecast.
- A new wave of spam e-mail advertises cheap air conditioner refrigerant.
- Google Earth is completely useless after the polar ice caps melt and cover the world in water.
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