| The Top 5 Signs the Bush Administration Wants to Kill You |
Feb. 17th, 2006|09:25 pm |
5. You receive an official White House invitation to go hunting with Richard Clark, Paul O'Neil, Michael Moore, Saddam Hussein, Hillary Clinton, Ruth Bader Ginsberg, Osama bin Laden and Dick Cheney.
4. During this week's special live episode of "24," you watch stunned as Jack Bauer creeps around outside your house.
3. You awaken to find the severed head of Hillary Clinton in your bed.
2. Your unit gets recalled for active duty in Iraq -- and man, the army sure has changed since you took part in the invasion of Normandy.
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Sign the Bush Administration Wants to Kill You...
1. You've just been appointed the new ambassador to Kissyourassgoodbyeistan. |
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