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Jan. 8th, 2008|10:57 am

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The Top Reasons Things Stink

- Dogs stink so that you can avoid stepping on them at night.
- To separate the men from the boys, or weed out the honeybees from the carrion flies.
- Bacteria have no noses.
- So you can find and eradicate new life forms in the refrigerator.
- It's a conspiracy orchestrated by "Big Perfume".


The Top Things Overheard at CompUSA's Closeout Sale

- "Our policy is that the customer is always right. So in a way, Sir, this is all your fault."
- "Damn, and I was only 44 years from retiring!"
- "So, is Circuit City or Best Buy the new 'lesser evil'?"
- "Remind me, is it 'Welcome to Wal-Mart, can I get you a cart?' Or is it 'Can I get you a cart? Welcome to Wal-Mart.'?"
- "Why yes, we will take returns after the holidays. Just look for the big bin outside labeled 'Dumpster'."
- "Is the new name CompMexico?"
- "I knew we shoulda gone with 'Nerd Squad!'"
- "(*Smirk*) Would you like to purchase an extended warranty service contract? (*Guffaw!*)"

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