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Jan. 7th, 2008|10:08 am |
The Top Clues There's a Vampire on the Loose
- *Somebody* is systematically sucking every drop of blood out of you, and you haven't got a spouse or a boss.
- An annoying reporter in a cheap linen suit keeps wandering around talking into a tape recorder.
- Caskets R Us just received an order for an HDTV-equipped coffin.
- For the first time in history, Goth girls are smiling.
- The beverage containers in the neighbor's recycling bin are all plasma bags from the Red Cross.
- The cheerleaders look even more worn out and chewed on than they do after homecoming.
- Let's start with that new welcome mat in front of the mausoleum...
- Regardless of what your daughter is claiming, they still look like plain old hickies to me.
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