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Dec. 23rd, 2007|11:24 am |
The Top Santa Pick-Up Lines
- "What's a nice girl like you doing on a naughty list like this?"
- "The whip ain't just for the reindeer, sweetcheeks."
- "Bet I can make you a believer again."
- "You know, I only come once a year, and I'd hate to waste it on an unconscious Britney like last year."
- "How'd you like to get all harnessed-up, you little Vixen?"
- "Whattaya say, babe -- you, me, a rooftop and a nice chilled bottle of 2% lowfat?"
- "Come sit on Santa's lap and tell him what you want. Then you can sit on Santa's face and give him what *he* wants."
- "Wanna feel the Christmas spirit inside you?"
- "Who's your daddy? That's right: Father Christmas!"
- "You know, after staring at reindeer butts all night, yours looks especially appealing."
- "Honey, you could even say it glows."
- "Big Daddy Claus da the house! Now your stockings aren't the only things by the chimney that are hung!"
- "Forget the cookies and milk. Can I have a go at your cupcakes?"
- "Technically, I'm not allowed to leave your house until I've properly stuffed *all* your stockings."
- "Wanna get sleighed?"
- "Baby, I'll take you 'round-the-world tonight if I can get you into the sack."
- "Well, what do you know... there *is* a creature stirring."
- "Lady, with your smile so bright, won't you be my lay tonight?"
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