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Nov. 23rd, 2007|01:22 pm |
The Top Events That Really, Truly, Seriously Actually Killed the Dinosaurs
- Toxic parasites ingested by eating lawyers perched on toilets.
- As has been documented by numerous short films, they suffered terrible exploitation at the hands of the greedy profiteers from the town of Bedrock.
- Taunted female dinos while they were PMS'ing.
- Nothing killed them. They just evolved a little to fit in better with the environment. They are alive and well wearing grey suits, red ties and working for IBM.
- Have you ever heard of a romantic dinosaur? Didn't think so. So don't be surprised that they weren't gettin' any.
- Interspecies softball league trash-talking that got out of hand.
- Gangsta Raptors.
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