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Nov. 7th, 2007|11:20 am |
The Top Ways to Tell the New Job Will Be Better Than the Current One
- When the senior partner asks you to prepare his briefs, it doesn't involve laundry *or* stain remover.
- Real fire exits, and not just ones painted onto walls.
- The security guards only peek in your backpack, not poke your backside.
- Saying the cross-culturally exciting "You want taco sauce with that?"
- Old job: Shooting fundamentalist nutjobs in the uncivilized wasteland of Afganistan.
New job: Shooting fundamentalist nutjobs in the civilization-founding farmland of Iraq.
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