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Oct. 30th, 2007|07:51 am |
The Top Signs Your Co-Worker Is Obsessive-Compulsive
- Not only takes minutes at every meeting, takes seconds, too.
- Between his OCD and his overactive bladder syndrome, he's actually worn a hole through the third urinal from the left, 2.4 inches above the drain, slightly to the left.
- Sorts paper clips by tensile strength.
- Keeps getting rid of perfectly good 11-month-old magazines from the reception area.
- Counts the coffee grounds to make sure the pot is made correctly.
- Manages to hit right between the 6th and 7th thoracic vertebrae each and every time she stabs you in the back.
- Cleans the microwave so often you can see the irradiated glow of his sponge hand from across the lunch room.
- Makes sure each box contains exactly 66 French fries, arranged by height, hue and warmth.
- You had to change your name to make partner at Larue, Levin, Lomax, Lohnson and Lmith.
- She's been stuck at the bottom of the lobby escalator all morning because someone cleaned the gum off of "her" step.
- Sorts his ED spam by promised-enlargement size.
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