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Oct. 26th, 2007|01:50 pm |
The Top Titles for Star Wars: Episodes 7, 8, and 9
- Episode 8: Jar Jar Strikes Back
- Episode 7: Watch Me, You Will. Resist, You Cannot.
- Episode 8: Because You Don't Have a Girlfriend to Waste Your Money On
- Episode 8: Not as Good As Episode 7, But Better Than Episode 9
- Episode 7: Maybe George Should Just Produce
- Episode 9: Next Time, I'll Hire Someone Else to Write the Dialog
The Top Historical Slams Against Your Mother
- George Washington: "I cannot tell a lie -- yer mom's a slut!"
- William Shakespeare: "Shall I compare yer momz to a summer day? She is both sweaty and as heavy as an ice cream truck."
- Charles Dickens: "It is a far, far better thing I do, than I have ever done before... 'cepting when I did Yr Momz."
- William Shakespeare: "Friends, Romans, Countrymen... haveth all done your mother."
- Franklin D. Roosevelt: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself... and yo mama's fat ass."
- Lou Gehrig: "Today I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of yo mama."
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