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Oct. 16th, 2007|10:08 am |
All through elementary school, my report cards always said, "Tony Isn't living up to his full potential." Well, the jokes on them, because that really was as good as I was ever going to get.
Anthony Myers
There is nothing finer than the love of a good woman. But the love of two bad women is nothing to sneeze at.
Lev L. Spiro
The Top 6 Signs the Government Is Spying on Your Internet Connection
- You spot Dick Cheney peeking out from behind the woman in that porn photo.
- Your MySpace friends list includes 14 guys named "SekritAjentMan."
- All e-mails have a tag line added: "Scanned by the NSA for your protection."
- The opening bid for the hammer you're selling on eBay is $400.
- During the Congressional hearings, you find out that the President was watching the same porn you were.
- "You've got jail!"
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