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Oct. 12th, 2007|10:07 am |
The Top Signs That the Number Zero Has Had Just About Enough
- Say "Oh" in place of "Zero" in a telephone number once more and your iPhone is iToast.
- He's never positive, has nothing to add, and he gets testy when asked his sign.
- Some zeros in porno Jpegs have started to walk out, leaving black squares over the naughty bits.
- A snap strike means that you will be taking your pay home in 1s with a wheelbarrow.
- Feeling inadequate, he generally postures as an infinity sign in the locker room.
- It showed up in bookkeeping today with a shotgun and a manifesto.
- It's holding the NYSE hostage at this very moment, threatening to divide by itself.
- "Oh sure, it's all about *him*! How sexy would he be introducing himself as 'James Bond, seven'?!"
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