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Sep. 11th, 2007|10:28 am |
The Top Grievances of the Internet Workers Union
- Not allowed to speak l33t on the job.
- Lack of unscheduled crashes on Mac and Linux causes insufficient time for hourly coffee breaks.
- Government-subsidized snail mail unfairly competes with e-mail.
- It took a long time to calm down the Plumber's Local 427 after they heard Senator Ted Stevens' "series of tubes" analogy.
- Want time-and-a-half for working mornings.
- In clear violation of the Internet Workers Collective Bargaining Agreement, users are emptying their own trash can icons.
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