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Aug. 25th, 2007|10:24 am |
I tried to do as my friends advised me on my first date and whisper sweet nothings in her ear, but all I could think of was "donut holes."
Jerry L. Embry
I'm a real Renaissance man: I talk and dress funny, and only wash my hair once a month.
Douglas Frank
My pet goldfish was sick, so I decided to take him to the vet -- but unfortunately, he died on the way there. Maybe I should have put a few more air holes in the box.
Kevin Freels
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