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Jan. 20th, 2006|12:32 pm |
Blonde's Year in Review
January Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....bottles won't fit in typewriter.
March Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 3 months.....box said "2 - 4 years."
April Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out.
May Tried to make Kool-Aid.....but 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets.
June Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later other swimmers cheated and used their arms.
August Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped because top was down.
September The capital of California is "C".....isn't it?
October Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighs 108.
December Couldn't call 911.....there's no "eleven" button on the phone.
What a year!!
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Q. What do you do with 365 used condoms?
A. Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. |
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