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Jul. 19th, 2007|11:35 am |
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The Top Beauty Tips for Men, from Women
- Giving her your credit card makes her eyes sparkle and skin glow.
- Breasts grow and nipples protrude during chick flicks.
- Some guys look like David Beckham with stubble. Some look like Homer Simpson. Before you leave the house, figure out which category you fall into.
- Walking around with little bloody pieces of tissue on your face does not make me feel sympathy for you. It does make you look like a dork.
- Darling, a swig of warm, flat, leftover beer the next morning does NOT constitute mouthwash.
- It's called toilet paper. Use it, Mr. Skidmark.
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