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Jun. 19th, 2007|08:04 am |
The Top Things Harry Potter Would Do With a Law Degree
- "Arrested for drunk broomstick riding? Stay out of Azkaban, Call the Law offices of Harry Potter."
- Sue J. K. Rowling to get her to write more Harry Potter books. He doesn't want to stay this age forever.
- "Dobby, you have a great case against the Malfoys for kidnapping. House elf or not, they owe you millions in damages for wrongful imprisonment."
- Get Paris Hilton sent to Azkaban.
- "Ambulancius Chasius!"
- Get hired by the Justice Department and start selectively firing Slytherin grads.
- Open a hugely successful celebrity criminal defense practice after perfecting his glove-shrinking spell.
- Initiate a massive class action law suit on behalf of all Hogwarts students whose lives have been put in mortal peril at school.
- Double-bill for all the time re-lived during "The Prisoner of Azkaban." |
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