| The Top Worst Hurricane-Related Pickup Lines |
Oct. 12th, 2005|05:55 pm |
"Float by here often?"
"When you walked in the door, this place went up to Category Five."
"This storm isn't the only thing here that can suck the mercury out of a barometer."
"Now that the police have confiscated your firearms, you're welcome to borrow my big gun."
"Don't worry about me, baby... I'm never guilty of premature evacuation."
"I've got half a bottle of Aquafina and a granola bar in my pants!"
"Mr. Happy thinks you'd make a wonderful evacuation site!"
"The floodwaters aren't the only thing rising, if you know what I mean." |
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