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May. 17th, 2007|11:01 am |
The Top Driving Haikus
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Someday, you'll turn left.
I'm in a hurry.
You are driving too slowly.
I must gesture now.
It's always the same:
"Next exit 84 miles"
When I have to pee.
Rearview mirror shows
Highway patrol behind me.
How many did I have?
Wake up in ER.
I was driving and reading,
Then I heard a crash.
H2 SUV.
Traffic jam, gas tank on E.
U R SOL.
Run, pedestrian!
I can't stop! Jump that curb!... Damn.
Bumpers are *not* cheap.
Ponytailed boomer
Doing thirty while singing
"Life in the Fast Lane."
Get off that cell phone!
Safety dictates only *one*
Driver's side air bag.
Use the crosswalk, fool!
I might not react in time!
Well, those are the brakes.
Car slides over bridge!
Glad my underwear is clean.
Oops! I spoke too soon.
Cut *me* off, you scum?
Pass you on the right! I win!!
Morning, officer.
Something just happened
Between me and the leather.
Please crack a window.
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