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Apr. 17th, 2007|10:17 am |
The Top Reasons Bees Are Disappearing
- They're already sick of the '08 election coverage on the news.
- In today's "me" generation, many just don't feel like they should have to be busy and are simply focusing on their self-actualization needs.
- Secret government stealth technology is being tested on them prior to release to the military.
- There never were any bees; no one has ever proved their existence. They are mythical creatures, like Yeti, Nessie, and Larry.
- Because of the influx and bad reputation of the so-called "killer bee," they are disguising themselves as praying mantises.
- They finally read that paper from the '60s that said that they couldn't fly, thus they're now on the ground walking.
YouTube announced the winners of its inaugural awards.
The Top Movies Made for YouTube
- The Englishman Who Uploaded Benny Hill and Downloaded Brokeback Mountain
- Ask a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle
- The Longest Download
- Google Video, Interrupted
- Million Download Baby
- I Know What YouTubed Last Summer
- 9 1/2 Seconds
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