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[Apr. 14th, 2010|08:03 am] |
Минута славы часто приходит с минутой молчания.
Дружите с умными, ибо друг дурак порой опаснее, чем умный враг!
- Как приготовить заливного осетра?
- Берешь минтая и заливаешь, что это осетр. |
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[Apr. 14th, 2010|08:04 am] |
I accidentally swapped the envelopes to my Census form and my Primary mail-in ballot. Now the Census people think there are several politicians living at my house. On the plus side, I have a remote shot at becoming a county judge.
I've decided it's time for me to get a dog. Not because I really want a pet, but rather because I'm tired of going to jail for leaving "presents" on the lawns of people I don't like.
I ve been trying to hire an au pair for about six months now, but so far I haven't been able to find one willing to work for me. They all suspicious and question your motives when they find out you don't have any children.
Sure, they talk a big game about how their hiring practices don't discriminate based on sexual orientation -- but you should have seen how quickly my flower shop job interview ended when I let slip I was a florasexual.
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