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[May. 26th, 2008|08:19 am] |
Культ личности в России сменился культом двуличности.
(Анекдот 1956 года).
У побежденного не остается врагов.
Врагами победителя становятся все.
Русская сказка - добро побеждает зло
Еврейская сказка - добро покупает зло
Голландская сказка - добро тупо ржет над злом
ПАдонкАвская сказка - дабро ниасиливает зло и посылает это жывотное в Бабруйск учить албанский!
Каннибальская сказка - добро поедает зло ( utt. ) |
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[May. 26th, 2008|08:45 am] |
I shudder to think at the amount of domestic violence that has resulted from the re-release of the VW Beetle.
Steve Bacon
Advertising to the rescue again. My daughter was self-conscious about being adopted, but thanks to the local car dealer's ads, she now refers to herself as a "Certified Pre-owned Child."
Paul B.
Probably the hardest thing about being seduced by the dark side of the Force is having to tell your parents: "Mom, Dad... I've decided to use my Jedi powers in the service of pure evil."
The Covert Comic
I've been getting my ass kicked in our local rec league so much lately, I think I've developed athlete's butt.
Brad Simanek
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