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[May. 1st, 2008|10:34 am] |
Верить всем - это первый шаг к тому, чтобы не верить никому.
Вопрос армянскому радио:
- Кто такая секс-бомба?
- Жещина, при виде которой мужчина чувствует свой конец.
- Ты не знаешь который сейчас час?
- Знаю.
- Спасибо.
- Я так мечтаю о велосипеде! Постоянно твержу мужу, как полезно крутить педали на свежем воздухе.
- Ну и что, исполнил он твое желание?
- Частично. Перенес швейную машину на балкон.
( ... tālāk ... ) |
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[May. 1st, 2008|11:48 am] |
A wise saying in a trying moment is like bread during a famine: Better keep it to yourself, or people will tear you apart.
The Covert Comic
I finally had enough of the dog next door talking to me every day, telling me I needed to kill people, so I sought professional help. And let me tell you, hit-men are NOT cheap.
Jerry L. Embry
There goes my baby... walkin' on down the line. Of course, had Sam Cooke understood that in Euclidean geometry, a line is an infinite succession of points and that he would likely never see his baby again, he might have reconsidered his lyrics. Another forceful case for erasing math illiteracy in the USA.
William Fordes
The Top Health Care Changes Under President Hillary Clinton
- "And to ensure everyone gets equal healthcare, I am outlawing medicine."
- Elective castration by spouse is a covered benefit.( ... tālāk ... )
The Top Questions on the Psychotherapist Application
- An hour contains X minutes: A) 45 B) 50 C) 60
- Are you a Freud of anything?( ... tālāk ... ) |
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