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[Mar. 26th, 2008|08:00 am] |
Рыба идет на нерест, избиратели на выборы, а раки к пиву.
- Звонил по горячей линии.
- Ну и как?
- Обжегся!
И пришел Иван Дурак к Бабе-Яге. И спрашивает:
- А как мне пройти туда не знаю куда и найти то не знаю что?
- А не вопрос, сынок. Вот тебе окурок волшебный. Выйдешь, кинешь его на дорожку... И вот куда дворник тебя пошлет - туда и иди.
( ... tālāk ... ) |
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[Mar. 26th, 2008|08:03 am] |
I went running today during my lunch break. It's good for the heart and helps keep my weight under control, unlike those tubby bank security guards who couldn't keep up with me.
Alan Bland
Why are there so many conspiracy theorists out there? Three words, my friend: government cloning farms.
Travis Ruetenik
No TopFive.com |
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[Mar. 26th, 2008|08:26 am] |
This is one of those views which are so absolutely absurd that only very learned men could possibly adopt them.
Bertrand Russell
Living in a vacuum sucks.
Adrienne E. Gusoff
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
Yogi Berra |
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