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[Mar. 13th, 2008|07:56 am] |
В России 2 столицы, 2 Новых года, 2 Рождества, а теперь и 2 президента.
Мало пить - язык пачкать, много - репутацию.
"Что такое презерватив?" - спросили у мужчин разного возраста. Ответы:
- 5 лет - Надувной шарик!
- 15 лет - Помеха сексу - не успееешь надеть, как уже кончил!
- 20 лет - Безопасный секс.
- 25 лет - Протизозачаточное средство.
- 40 лет - Напрасная трата денег.
- 70 лет - Самый маленький в мире туалет!
- Жора, принесите маме сигарету.
- Мама, я таки шо вам, грузчик - сигареты разносить?
- Триппер по Дерибасовской разносить - это ты грузчик!..
( ... tālāk ... ) |
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[Mar. 13th, 2008|10:37 am] |
The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.
Peter Ustinov
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire become a great writer. When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
Kiss Defined:
Prof. of Computer Science: A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte.
Prof. of Algebra: A kiss is two divided by nothing.( ... tālāk ... ) |
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[Mar. 13th, 2008|10:52 am] |
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Nekaitiniet savus darbiniekus, citādi sanāks šādi.. ;) ( ... tālāk ... ) |
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[Mar. 13th, 2008|11:07 am] |
I just read that the saline in breast implants is recycled. I wear contact lenses, so if this report is true, it means my sex life may actually be a lot better than I thought.
The Covert Comic
I bet it would suck to have a magic carpet if you were obsessive-compulsive. There you'd be, flying and straightening the tassels, flying and straightening the tassels....
George MacMillan
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[Mar. 13th, 2008|03:13 pm] |
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Ir arī tādi sludinājumi ;)) ( ... tālāk ... ) |
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