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[Mar. 6th, 2008|09:03 am] |
Российские автомобили предназначены для поездок по авторынкам, автомагазинам и автосервисам.
Как выбирают мороженное:
1. Мужчина:
- У вас есть мороженное?
- Есть
- Давайте.
2. Женщина:
- У вас есть мороженное на палочке с вишневой начинкой, в шоколадной глазури, посыпанное кокосовой стружкой?
- Нет.
- Будем искать.
3. Ребенок:
- У вас есть мороженное за 60коп.?
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[Mar. 6th, 2008|09:08 am] |
I wonder if before 007 was issued his license to kill, he had a learner's permit to kill. Because that would be pretty embarrassing to have to have an older agent accompany you every time you have to shoot someone.
Dangermouse
I saw the Vienna Boys Choir recently. What a total rip-off! It didn't have *any* of its original members.
Alan Selk
When I got arrested, they told me, "Anything you say will be held against you." I said, "Claudia Schiffer's boobs."
The Covert Comic
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[Mar. 6th, 2008|04:40 pm] |
If a company's most valuable resource is its people, how come the employees aren't locked up, but the toilet paper is in a reinforced steel box with a lock, bolted to the stall?
Mark Severin
When we reflect on the fact that we only use 10% of our brains, I'll bet that temporarily pushes us up to at least 10.2%.
The Covert Comic
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