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[Oct. 18th, 2007|07:46 am] |
Мужская гордость зашкаливает, когда писаешь и меткими попаданиями смываешь заварку в унитазе.
Увести чужую жену легко, вернуть обратно невозможно.
Компания Ниссан выпустилая новую модель "женского" автомобиля - Ниссан "Стринги". На светофорах врезается в жопу.
Попутный ветер всегда слабее встречного. Изя Авиатор.
- А я знаю как будет по-английски "Блюдо мира".
- Peace dish?
- Да нет! Я честно знаю!
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[Oct. 18th, 2007|10:10 am] |
Billy Joel is on tour, The Who are playing again, and even Led Zepplin has decided to give a reunion concert. Surely this can't be easy for rockers of their advanced ages, no?
The Top Health Tips for Aging Rockers
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Well someone has to work that 11 to 7 shift. And that someone has to find something constructive to do when all the patients are asleep…
The Top Signs the Night Shift Was Bored
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The Top Rejected Military Experience Book Titles
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[Oct. 18th, 2007|12:20 pm] |
I keep waiting to see a rollover accident involving a cement truck, just to see if it keeps going in circles while it's lying there on its back.
Nancy Casurella
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[Oct. 18th, 2007|12:57 pm] |
Vācu filma par mīlestību jociņš :)) |
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[Oct. 18th, 2007|02:05 pm] |
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Iezīmēt neesot vērts! :D ( ... tālāk ... ) |
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[Oct. 18th, 2007|04:27 pm] |
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Incants zooveikals ;) ( ... tālāk ... ) |
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