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[Sep. 5th, 2007|07:27 am] |
Мы слишком редко видимся, чтобы при встрече пить чай.
Мужик заходит в аптеку и говорит:
- Мне нужен один гандон!
Продавщица:
- Коля, тебя!
Первокурсник не сдал первую сессию, спрашивает у старшекурсника:
- А что бывает, если не сдал сессию?
- Ну препод на пересдаче посылает тебя в деканат, в деканате тебя посылают к замдеканy, замдекан тебя посылает к декану, а декан просто посылает...
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[Sep. 5th, 2007|07:36 am] |
As a CIA officer, I can confirm that working for the CIA is no picnic -- unless you're a CIA officer and you get assigned to spy at a picnic, in which case I can neither confirm nor deny that working for the CIA is a picnic.
The Covert Comic
I now own the world record for fewest hot dogs eaten in an hour. Between noon and 1:00 p.m., I ate no hot dogs at all, but I did throw up three hot dogs I ate earlier that day, so the record for fewest hot dogs eaten in an hour now stands at -3.
Anthony Myers
I'll bet cops get really annoyed when they get stuck in traffic behind some guy who's driving way too slow because there's a cop behind him.
Wade Huggins
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[Sep. 5th, 2007|10:38 am] |
The Top Ways Work Will Be Different in the Year 3007
- Finally finished cleaning up from the Y3K bug.
- Protesters on the lunar surface holding signs objecting to illegal immigrants from Beta Vanusi taking their jobs.
- Unlike now, your work computer will boot *you* up.
- The office will be completely paperless.... BAAHAAHAAHAAHAA!!!
- I'll finally be within five years of retirement.
- Laser printers can be set to kill.
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[Sep. 5th, 2007|11:27 am] |
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Man istabas stūrī izskatās līdzīgi... Tikai dzelžu mazāk. ( ... tālāk ... ) |
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[Sep. 5th, 2007|02:42 pm] |
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A forši būtu tādu plīti havot ( ... tālāk ... ) |
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[Sep. 5th, 2007|03:46 pm] |
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Dzimumdiskriminācija, saproties. ( ... tālāk ... ) |
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