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[Apr. 10th, 2007|07:57 am] |
После лечения:
- Доктор, а как вы узнали, что у меня повышенное давление?
- Ну дык на вас комары лопаются.
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Главный блокбастер года! "300 таджикских беспаспортанцев".
Отборный отряд гастарбайтеров отбивается в аэропорту Домодедово от 10000-ой армии ментов, пытающихся посадить их в самолет до Душанбе!
Не пропустите премьеру!
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[Apr. 10th, 2007|08:27 am] |
With the popularity of biblical names these days, I'm kind of surprised at the reaction we get when people meet our little baby, Satan.
Bob Van Voris
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[Apr. 10th, 2007|10:59 am] |
The Top Features of Apple TV
- No, it's not your imagination: every commercial contains that smug little jerk from the "Mac vs. PC" campaign.
- It gets the same bad shows that your WinTV does, but it looks much better turned off.
- To keep up with the shrinking attention span of its demographic, it automatically changes the channel every few seconds.
- Whenever you tune to MSNBC the screen inexplicably blanks out and turns blue.
- You have to use obscure sequences of clicks and spins to work the lone button on the otherwise elegantly-designed remote.
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