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[Mar. 30th, 2007|08:41 am] |
Психологический тест оптимиста:
Психолог:
- У вас умер дедушка.
Оптимист:
- А у меня еще один есть.
- И вы опаздываете на похороны.
- А я сяду в машину и по газам.
- Нет, вы боитесь ездить за рулем.
- А я выпью для храбрости бутылку водки.
- Вот! И вас, пьяного, останавливает полицейский.
- А я договорюсь.
- Не договоритесь - это женщина.
- А я познакомлюсь.
- Но она страшная.
- А я-то уже пьяяяяяяный!!!
( ... tālāk ... ) |
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[Mar. 30th, 2007|10:14 am] |
As I stood in line screaming in terror while the cashier handed me two quarters, one dime and a nickel, I was hit with a sad realization: I was afraid of change.
Paul B.
I've been putting out those little roach motels for quite some time, but I've never seen a single creature go inside. Maybe I need to lower the rates.
Dave Henry
I fully believe that an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. That is, unless it means I have to change my diet or exercise habits, quit smoking and/or drugs, make a budget, pay for maintenance on my car, be more tactful or lock up my firearms. In those cases, forget it.
Catherine Wells
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[Mar. 30th, 2007|01:04 pm] |
Uzmetu aci vakardienas Dienai, un pārlasījos: Amatpersonas nespēj skaidrā pateikt, cik situācija Daugavā ir draudīga.
Tā viš ir, situācija tik sarežģita, ka nedzēris nesapratīsi :) |
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[Mar. 30th, 2007|09:36 pm] |
I recently ate at Hooters for the first time. The service was very prompt, which is why I'm never going back.
Anthony Myers
They laughed at me in high school, but they won't be laughing at the reunion, thanks to my Guinness Book "Most Rubik's Cubes Eaten in a 72-Hour Period" citation!
Hyetal
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