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[Mar. 16th, 2007|09:15 am] |
- Папа, а ты кого больше хотел - мальчика или девочку?
- Вообще-то, сынок, я просто хотел приятно провести время...
Кот удирает от собаки и думает:
"Я сам за хомячком вчера по комнате гонялся, ему так же страшно было, бедный хомячок, бедный пушистик..."
Тут, бац, дерево. Кот на дерево, отдышался, сидит и думает:( ... tālāk ... ) |
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[Mar. 16th, 2007|09:31 am] |
Somebody sees an image of the Virgin Mary on a cookie sheet and the news media show up, a shrine is built and people come from hundreds of miles away to worship there. I, on the other hand, post some virgin pictures on the Internet, and the media show up to cover my arrest. Go figure.
Douglas Frank
Change is good. Especially when it's a change back to the way I liked it in the first place.
Marshall Gatten
After the paramedics left, the blood was cleaned up and the excitement died down, my boss took my scissors away. So much for my "Violent Friday" idea.
James Knowles
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