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[Oct. 31st, 2006|04:07 pm] |
Стоят два сельских мужика возле вокзала:
- Петро, а чого мы им далы гроши - а воны не танцювалы?
- Мыкола, поймы... Гоп-стоп и гопак - разные вещи!
Новый начальник устанавливает контакт с подчинёнными:
- Я сторонник демократических методов работы. И я не возражаю, если в каких-то случаях вы будете со мной не согласны. Но ни в каких случаях я не соглашусь терпеть, если вы будете мне возражать. |
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[Oct. 31st, 2006|08:17 pm] |
There's no sense beating a dead horse -- but if you've reached the point where you even seriously consider that abusing a dead animal might improve your lot in life, I say go ahead and give it a shot.
(Anthony Myers)
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[Oct. 31st, 2006|09:58 pm] |
The Top 6 Geek Halloween Traditions
6. Bobbing for iPods.
5. Visiting Microsoft's House of Open-Source Horrors.
4. Knocking on doors and shouting, "(Trick AND (NOT Treat)) OR (Treat AND (NOT Trick))!"
3. Taking the *special* Star Trek costume out of mothballs, and washing the one you normally wear during the rest of the year.
2. Combing your hair, putting in contact lenses, dressing in a clean shirt and going out trick-or-treating.
1. Explaining for the hundredth time tonight that the mirror mask is your "identity thief" costume.
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