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[Oct. 19th, 2006|08:03 am] |
- Снимай трусики и поворачивайся задом.
- Нет, Дима, я в зад не хочу.
- Да ты не бойся, Наташа, это не больно.
- А Ленка сказала, что больно.
- Ленка вертелась, я попасть толком не мог, вот и вышло больно.( ... tālāk ... ) |
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[Oct. 19th, 2006|01:00 pm] |
The Top Healthy Habits for Men
- Manage stress by expressing your emotions. (It might not be so healthy for the *&##$ who cut into your lane, but still....)
- Balance the salt in those martini olives by following them with a scotch and soda.
- It doesn't matter how hoppy or malty the beer is, it still doesn't count as a serving of bread and grains.
- Rotate your head from side to side regularly to maintain full flexibility, especially when on a nude beach.
- If it runs on gunpowder, gasoline or game tokens, you probably need it, so don't ruin your health with self denial. Buy it immediately.
- To avoid pulling a muscle, always stretch before scratching. |
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