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Feb. 16th, 2011|01:55 pm |
Whoever said life is hard was wrong: life's only hard when you get off the couch and actually do stuff.
Anarchists would be a lot more popular if they did something that was true to their ideology, but still useful to society as a whole. They could start by taking out all those damn red-light and speeding cameras.
The Top Internet Video Games
- Wik-a-Mole: Take down new Wikileaks mirrors as they pop up.
- Second Life Squared: Create a digital avatar that creates a digital avatar to create a digital avatar of a 16-year-old.
- Phone Call of Duty: Send money to your cell phone service provider before you run out of talk time.
- Tubes & Ladders
- Need for Speed: Try to close your browser before your boss walks by.
- Chinese Censored Checkers
- Craigslist Final Fantasy: Hire yourself out as a masseuse while trying to avoid getting killed by your clients.
Rep. Christopher Lee, a married pro-"family values" congressman from New York, got caught sending pictures of himself posing shirtless to a woman he met on Craigslist's "Women Seeking Men" forum. Lee told the woman he was a divorced lobbyist and a "fit fun classy guy."
The Top Headlines for Politicians' Craigslist Singles Ads
- To Hell with Obamacare - this legis-lay-tor votes to repeal your panties!
- Tired of screwing people legislatively, ready to press the flesh with the right constituent
- Ready to take part in a seminal moment in nation's political history?
- Need a Bill you can take to the floor of the house?
- Single "sanctity of marriage" male seeks same. My closet or yours?
The Top Marketing Taglines for Toilet Paper
- Just like Mom used to wipe!
- To get any cleaner, you'd have to turn French!
- Protecting your thumb since 1904.
- New fresh scent will have your friends agreeing that "yours don't stink."
- Cleans your ass and leaves fewer dingleberries. What more do you want?
- Asswipe: Cleans Your Butt So Well, You Can Plop It Right on Mom's New White Sofa
- So soft and cushiony, you'll feel like you're using your wife's cutesey little towels. Again.
- Because you can't stuff your bra with a corn cob!
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