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Jun. 16th, 2010|08:26 am |
My neighbor is a really great guy: always upbeat and cheerful, friendly to everybody, never has an unkind word to say about anyone. The kind of guy who'd give you the nun's panties off his face to help you. Bit of a fetishist, though.
There's nothing quite as rewarding as entering a room and seeing your child's face light up -- because it confirms that you finally got the wiring and the LED bulb grafts right this time.
Why would you spend all your Wheel of Fortune money on vowels when you can just follow the big winner out to the parking lot and beat him or her to death with a lug wrench?
New technology may lead to manure-powered data centers.
The Top Side Effects of a Manure-Powered Data Center
- There are kernels in your output.
- Drug screening now includes testing to make sure all employees are getting enough fiber.
- Lots more brown-outs.
- You no longer have to worry when the boss tells you the servers are "running under a big load."
- Employees are now encouraged to take bathroom breaks.
- The overwhelming stench helps mask your sysadmin's B.O.
The Top Geek Rap Groups
- Insane Klingon Posse
- Run-DMZ
- Run C
- N.W.A. (Nerdz With Asthma)
- Notorious Bill G.
- Grandmaster Macromedia Flash and the Furious Cat-5 Cable
- Deeandee (Eminem's little brother)
- Ol' Dirty Bezos
- Tupocket Protektur
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